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A long long ago, (actually on the Saturday before the outing,) Kelvin woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Feeling uncharacteristically cheerful, he decided to take it upon himself to organise the grand quest for a karaoke session under the flimsy guise of a class gathering.

In order for his ingenious plan to succeed, he enlisted the assistance of the most skilled of the land near and wide. Peng Fei, aka Mr Chen to Din Tai Fung waitresses, was sought out to secure the critical locality of Ding Tai Fung. After much glib-tongued persuasion and well-intentioned/false flattery of the superior cooking, he was able to ensure that the karaoke warriors were fed (not too well-fed, but enough to sing on) with the rations of fried rice and xiaolongbaos.

Maggie, aka spokeswoman, was recruited to spread the great news to the peoples of the country. After many nights of hiring mecenaries of assorted skills, she assembled a great army which was sure to slay any enemy or tune.

Now, the never-ending quest for Partyworld, the Mecca of victims of singing addiction, continues with chronological DISorder below. How do our heroes overcome fate and bad singing to triumph? Scroll down to find out...